A Tommy in Dublin had been ordered to make a round of city pubs looking for time bombs. The soldier made a good use of this assignment taking in many a hard drink. After he had emerge from the last joint, he found he had lost his submachine gun ('Tommy gun' in slang). He dried to retrace his steps. He knew he had been only in three pubs. So he returned to the first pub and asked, "Did I leave my SMG hare?"
"No, you didn't,: said the proprietor.
At the second place the man asked the same question. "Did I leave my gun here?"
"Not here," was the answer.
When he inquired about his submachine gun at the third pub, the proprietor said, "Yes, I have it."
"How do you like those rats next door?" said the man. "I asked them the same question and both of them said no!"
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